I am a Janitor Ninja!
There is a lot of talk about information technology “ninjas” out there: code ninjas, database ninjas, internet marketing ninjas…. It is all kind of boring to me. Well guess what? I am a janitorial ninja!:
1. I strike quickly to mop up throw up when no one is looking
2. Roaches feel just the tiniest prick before their death from nowhere
3. I am never seen and never heard (the manager doesn’t like that)
4. I work mainly under cover of darkness
5. Ancient tools have been passed down from generations of janitorial ninjas including my thirty year old mop
6. My ninja agility is impressive. Who else could move through this tiny closet….
Perhaps we should have a cleaning battle…….TO THE DEATH!!
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